Lots of people are making cheap movies now, since everybody's got the equipment. This makes it difficult to produce anything of value, since there is so much indie media coming out. Interestingly, you could look at it the other way and say it's actually easier to put out something of value, because there is more crap to compare the half-decent stuff to. Whatever, we haven't decided which category Inspector Bronco falls into yet: crap or less-crap. 
 

How are you, Detective Bronco? 

First of all, get your facts right. I am Inspector Ramanath Bronco of the Bombay Police. I was promoted a long time ago. I was educated in Great Britain but raised in India. I have a brown belt, and am licensed to kill. 

No, really. How are you? 

Your questions are beginning to annoy me. Do you have any case that requires some solving young man? 

Would you mind telling us who the fuck you are? 

Don't make me travel to North America just to hurt you. I am an expert in undercover policing and Thai boxing; you will never see me coming.

You will wake up and you will be dead 

What has been the worst case for you to solve? 

The only case I could never solve was when a wiseass reporter was reduced to a pancake by a 4-ton press. I wouldn't want that to happen again. 

You've nearly died a few times. How are you still alive, you lucky bastard? 

There is no match on this earth for my Eastern skills. 

Being an Indian, you must have a small pee-pee? 

I will come and CRUSH you, you little man-child. I will show you methods of inflicting pain you have never seen, and then I will inflict them on YOU!

You miserable punjabi! 

That's why they call you the Ticker? 

This interview is finished!  You are also finished!! I am now boarding an Air India Flight as we speak! In 17 hours, you will be minced vindaloo!

You shit chutney!! 

-MZR 

Watch Inspector Bronco's international adventures this fall at inspectorbronco.com